The Worst Songs
Arguments may rage long and hard about the worst Eurovision Song Contest entries ever. This section includes the results of polls taken on the Eurovision fan site, www.eurosong.net (for the 70s, 80s and 90s), the 2000s decade vote took place on this site and the 2010s on Twitter. Many thanks to everyone who contributed votes. The “winning” artists pictures head each table, click on the image to watch and listen to their delights (where available).
Worst Of The 10s
1 That Sounds Good To Me by Josh (UK 10)
2 Euro Neuro by Rambo Amadeus (MNE 12)
3 Do It For Your Lover by Manel Navarro (SPA 17)
4 Chain Of Lights by Michele Perniola & Anita Simoncini (SMR 15)
5 I’m A Joker by Anri Jokhadze (GEO 12)
6 Still In Love With You by Electro Velvet (UK 15)
7 Outlaw In ‘Em by Waylon (NED 18)
8 Face The Shadow by Genealogy (ARM 15)
9 Who We Are by Jessika feat. Jenifer Brening (SMR 18)
10 Sister by S!sters (GER 19)
Worst Of The 00s
1 Leto Svet by Kreisiradio (EST 08) 17%
2 Cry Baby by Jemini (UK 03) 15%
3 We Are The Winners by LT United (LIT 06) 10%
4 Wolves Of The Sea by Pirates Of The Sea (LAT 08) 9%
5 Aven Romale by Gypsy.Cz (CZE 09) 8%
6 Flying The Flag by Scooch (UKD 07) 8%
7 Sameach by Ping Pong (ISR 00) 8%
8 100% Te Ljubam by XXL (MAC 00) 6%
9 Weil Der Mensch Zahlt by Alf Poier (AUT 03) 6%
10 Irelande Douze Points by Dustin The Turkey (IRE 08) 6%
Worst Of The 90s
1 Esmer Yarim by Burak Aydos (TUR 93) 107 pts
2 Dieser Traum Darf Niemals Sterben by Atlantis 2000 (GER 91) 105 pts
3 Baunilha E Chocolat by To Cruz (POR 95) 100 pts
4 San Francisco by Tor Endresen (NOR 97) 99
5 Guildo Hat Euch Lieb by Guildo Horn (GER 98) 98
6 A Holnap Mar Nem Lesz Szomoru by Charlie (HUN 98) 82
7 Milas Poli by Anastazio (CYP 90) 76
8 More Than Love by Chris & Moira (MAL 94) 75
9 Lige Der Hvor Hjertet Slar by Anders Frandsen (DEN 91) 62
10 Ay Que Deseo by Antonio Carbonell (SPA 96) 59
Worst Of The 80s
1 Kloun by Afrodite Fryda (GRE 88) 123 pts
2 Lisa Mona Lisa by Wilfried (AUT 88) 97 pts
3 Opera by Cetin Alp & The Short Waves (TUR 83) 97 pts
4 E De Det Har Du Kallar Karlek by Lasse Holm & Monica Tornell (SWE 86) 76
5 The Real Me by Kiev Connolly & Miss’g Pass’gers (IRE 89) 67
6 Huilumies by Vesa-Matti Loiri (FIN 80) 67
7 Nuku Pommiin by Kojo (FIN 82) 66
8 Reggae OK by Riki Sorsa (FIN 81) 60
9 Vivre by Guy Bonnet (FRA 83) 55
10 Piano Piano by M. Farre & P. Gasparini (SWZ 85) 46
Worst Of The 70s
1 Sing Sang Song by The Les Humphrey Singers (GER 76) 82 pts
2 Heute In Jerusalem by Christina Simon (AUT 79) 79 pts
3 Marija L’Maltija by Joe Grech (MAL 71) 76 pts
4 L’Imhabba by Helen & Joseph (MAL 72) 72
5 Mary Ann by Black Lace (UKD 79) 70
6 A La Folie Ou Pas Du Tout by Serge & Christine Ghisoland (BEL 72) 66
7 Panaghia Mou Panaghia Mou by Mariza Koch (GRE 76) 60
8 Pomme Pomme Pomme by Monique Melsen (LUX 71) 57
9 Marlene by Dominique Dussault (MON 70) 46
10 De Oude Muzikant by Ben Cramer (NED 73) 43